14 Relatable Tweets About Being Single That Will Make You Feel Very Alone

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    Product - Shakira Sison @shakirasison "Just come, it will be fun! No you're not a third wheel. We love having you!" You: 55 10:54 AM - Mar 4, 2019
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    Cartoon - leave me alone to die. GIF Kedzie Teller @Kedz *All my friends trying to set me up with someone* Me: 115 9:21 AM - Sep 9, 2018
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    Photography - Chris Crocker xxx @ChrisCrocker My married friends waving hello to me 780 9:33 PM - May 19, 2018
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    Text - lauren caltagirone @MrsRupertPupkin My married friends keep stealing Beatles songs that I want to walk down the aisle to, so l'll probably be stuck with "I Am the Walrus": 220 2:18 PM-Oct 27, 2010
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    Plastic - Robi Mahan @humorandink I'm at that age where my married friends have started sending me holiday cards and news letters and I'm always like "Awwww. That's so sweet. Thanks for the trash." 23 12:53 PM- Mar 2, 2019 A
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    Text - Evan Blass @evleaks TFW you're well past being the last single person among your friends, and starting to wonder if you'll get "lapped" by all their kids, too :P 113 11:35 AM - Nov 30, 2018
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    Advertising - Marc @MarcSnetiker Me supporting my friends in relationships knowing it won't work out 1,288 5:53 PM - Sep 10, 2018
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    Text - Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA my married friends are obsessed with getting me married and I go along cause clearly its the only interesting part about their dull marriage 10:39 PM- Feb 20, 2014 65
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    Text - Jeff Heimbrock @jheimbrock I love when straight friends want to set me up with people who are exactly like me. I'm like lol don't you know I hate myself 304 8:09 PM - Jun 3, 2018
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    Text - Dan LaMorte @DanLaMorte My friend was trying to set me up on a blind date and he described the girl as being a "tree hugger" & "crunchy". So I guess I'm going on a blind date with a bag of trail mix 146 1:17 PM - Sep 5, 2018
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    Text - Lyndsay Rush @rushbomb Married friend: aw I miss being single. So fun! Me: when's the last time you had to try and put sunscreen on your own back? 45 5:10 PM - May 5, 2017
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    Text - Imani Givertz @ImaniGivertz my married friends: "we have a secret word when we want to leave parties like 'sleeve' or something." me: "oh, I'd just be like 'let's leave" *faces of shock @ me 40 8:10 PM - Mar 1, 2019 West Palm Beach, FL
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    Text - J Lee @jleefilm like texting my married friends "Where da hoes at?!" around 9pm, when I know they're trying to put their kids down for the night. 42 9:25 PM -Mar 30, 2013
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    Text - Daniel Franzese @WhatsupDanny My friend wanted to set me up with a "really short version of Bradley Cooper" Do you know how hard it is for me to get inside a Mini Cooper? 68 9:06 AM - Feb 19, 2019 Columbus, OH

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